"Ohhhh Godddddd....the things you do with that tongue...aaaaaahhhhhhhh..."
"Why pinkeyesurprise don't you come with me and you can ask him yourself?" she said, taking the pinkeyesurprise sleeve of my trench pinkeyesurprise coat in image her hand and pulling me toward a small hallway between the bar and the pinkeyesurprise stage pinkeyesurprise.
In a moment, the door opened to a stunning sight: a small, beautiful Oriental woman dressed similarly to Thelma, only with dark hair running down to her bottom, as opposed to Thelma's short red ringlets pinkeyesurprise. She smiled and pinkeyesurprise nodded at Thelma, then bowed us pinkeyesurprise both into the room.
And then there were his pinkeyesurprise eyes...perhaps it was some trick of the light, or specially made contacts pinkeyesurprise. But his eyes had no irises or pupils. They were solid black, with red flecks surfacing from time to time, as you looked deeper within.
As he stood to cross the room, it occurred pinkeyesurprise to me that this...HE was pinkeyesurprise not what I expected. And, as he loomed half-a-head pinkeyesurprise taller than me, he struck pinkeyesurprise me pinkeyesurprise as more suited for professional wrestling than a entertaining pinkeyesurprise a seedy pinkeyesurprise crowd at a run-down gin mill pinkeyesurprise.
"Cccccccuuuuuummmmmmminnnnnnggggggggggg.."
His mouth tightened in a pinkeyesurprise slight grin, but the tightening pinkeyesurprise of his pinkeyesurprise grip on my hand showed he was not amused. "Its something I've been wearing since before you were born, Mr. Pain pinkeyesurprise."
"No, thanks. This won't pinkeyesurprise take pinkeyesurprise long. I've been pinkeyesurprise told that you have, in the past, helped certain people with no other alternatives help to pinkeyesurprise get rid of items they may have acquired in less than legitimate ways."
He let go pinkeyesurprise of my hand and sat down in pinkeyesurprise a cushioned chair in the pinkeyesurprise center pinkeyesurprise of the floor. Quickly, the Oriental girl crossed from the door of the dressing room to a spot directly behind his chair, and began massaging his shoulders and neck.
And then he started laughing uproariously pinkeyesurprise. And I did the only sensible pinkeyesurprise thing...I peed my pants.
After she left pinkeyesurprise, I managed to wipe most of the image piss from my crotch and legs, glad that my pinkeyesurprise bladder hadn't pinkeyesurprise been very full. Even as I was putting the towel I had used in the hamper pinkeyesurprise for used linen, Thelma was back at the door pinkeyesurprise; in her hands were my pants and underwear, clean, with no hint pinkeyesurprise of the 'accident' with which they had been pinkeyesurprise soiled. When I went to put the pants back on, I even had pinkeyesurprise to remove the customary safety pin and the tag that was attached pinkeyesurprise to it .
"Oh, about 20 years, give or pinkeyesurprise take pinkeyesurprise a month."
"Why so long?"
"So what's the deal image with this place pinkeyesurprise? Why set yourself up pinkeyesurprise as pinkeyesurprise a second-rate hypno-magician-whatever in a dead-end saloon at the edge pinkeyesurprise of nowhere pinkeyesurprise?"
I realized that my mouth was hanging pinkeyesurprise open a bit, as pinkeyesurprise the realization image hit me that I hadn 't just pinkeyesurprise followed the trail pinkeyesurprise of a missing wallet...I'd been pinkeyesurprise sucked into some mythic-cosmic image-theologic-wish fulfillment nightmare. Starring Yours Truly image as the King of Bad Luck, two hot babes, and pinkeyesurprise a man who may or may not be Lucifer himself pinkeyesurprise. Gee, and I left my camera at home.
The Devil just pinkeyesurprise grinned, baring his fangs pinkeyesurprise. "You're here on a very special night for Thelma. She gets to leave my service tonight, after serving drinks pinkeyesurprise to those needing my services for pinkeyesurprise nearly 200 years pinkeyesurprise. You see, she too broke a deal with pinkeyesurprise me, but she was a smart girl - she pinkeyesurprise had an option written into her contract, thanks in part to a smart New England lawyer." Sam heard The Devil mutter something about "that damned pinkeyesurprise interfering Daniel Webster."
It would be the last time that happened for pinkeyesurprise quite a while.
But what came pinkeyesurprise out of my pinkeyesurprise mouth was "Thelma's pinkeyesurprise...private...dick...."
And pinkeyesurprise, in pinkeyesurprise between, I pinkeyesurprise'm fulfilling my contract, as I continue to be Thelma's private dick, and a pinkeyesurprise very dedicated one at pinkeyesurprise that. She rents me out to interested parties...women pinkeyesurprise and men...for $250 an hour, plus expenses. But hey, it beats shadowing cheating husbands and chasing down skip traces, like I pinkeyesurprise used to do. And it pays a lot better, too. At least, I think so, since Thelma now pinkeyesurprise has pinkeyesurprise a very nice house and a limo.
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